FACT 100 BONANZA!!!

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hello.
i’m satan.

and i’d like
to talk to you
about

yatsu.

she’s attempting
NaNoWriMo this
year. again.

it’s time number
4
for her

and this year
she’s novelizing
SAMURAI JACK

– the entire
series.

so she asked me
to do her intro
speech for her.

of rather, she
“asked”
me to

in that polite
way she has,

where she tosses
the contract at
me and says,

“here honey!
make it work!”

as she skips
gaily out the door.

probably to watch
more Samurai Jack.

i’ve managed to
sneak in some
serious challenges
this year.

she’s working 30
hours a week,

taking a modern
literature class,

reading
virginial woolf,

JAMES JOYCE.

plus, there’s
the 52 episodes
of cartoons she’ll
be watching

in the next 20 days.

i’m just not sure
it’s enough to
stop her.

she is a crafty
little devil
after all.

i mean, look at
this contract.

seriously.

so while she’s
busy scribbling
away in her new
book.

… yes, that one …

i’ll be busy
myself, hatching
new schemes

to bring
her
down.

maybe i can start
by destroying
her mind.

for instance,
this is a
web video.

why am i holding
up typewritten
plaquards?

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