i greet ye in the manner of pirates, for today be international talk like a pirate day! be sure to get yer pirate speak ON, me hearties!
… okay, i don’t really have anything else to say. i’m fired, i’m broke again, but i’ve got a craft show in about three weeks. … wait, three weeks! zomg! i’ve only got 30 books! schnibblers!
oh yea, also? Madison 51190. just in case you need a real lawyer.