{"id":285,"date":"2011-11-15T05:17:01","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T05:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2011-11-15T05:17:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T05:17:01","slug":"fact-172-a-criminal-mind-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"FACT 172 &#8211; a criminal mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I BLEW UP A CAR! and then i killed a dude! and then i ran away through the forest, and i have JUST NOW emerged from a creepy underground escape tunnel! I WIN!  for NaNo, i swear.  (^_^)  the problem now is that we&#8217;ve gotten to that scary part of all novels: the middle. i seem to have a serious problem filling up the middles of my stories. i am, frankly, awesome (okay, fine, merely &#8220;great&#8221;) at setting up initial problems. i can sure get my characters up a tree, and i&#8217;ve even managed to find a few rocks to toss at their heads. i&#8217;ve been alright with the rocks in the past, but i&#8217;ve been training, and this year, i seem to have figured out how to take aim right at their faces and hit em straight in the eyeball. (ouch!) but now it&#8217;s time for my characters to start showing some initiative, to try fighting back, to maybe, possibly, take a modicum of control over the outcome of their own destinies? wouldn&#8217;t that be nice? yeah?  but they won&#8217;t do it.  dude is hunted down by his own government, reunited with his best friend (thought missing, probably dead), all but thrown off a bridge by\/with that friend and then they scurry down a underground hidey-tunnel (yes, &#8220;hidey-tunnel,&#8221; IT&#8217;S NOVEMBER OKAY) like little rats, AND HE JUST SITS THERE. at least his friend had the decency to clue me in as to what the hell the government&#8217;s been doing behind closed doors all this time. now if only GE would get up off his semi-albino \/ass\/ and try doing something, that would really help me out. after all, i&#8217;ve got just over 25 thousand more words to right, you know.  or maybe he wants a few more rocks. .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I BLEW UP A CAR! and then i killed a dude! and then i ran away through the forest, and i have JUST NOW emerged from a creepy underground escape tunnel! I WIN! for NaNo, i swear. (^_^) the problem now is that we&#8217;ve gotten to that scary part of all novels: the middle. i&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nano-11"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4k59b-4B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}