{"id":223,"date":"2009-03-27T01:40:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T01:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=223"},"modified":"2009-03-27T01:40:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T01:40:42","slug":"fact-128-the-gospel-according-to-cpt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=223","title":{"rendered":"FACT 128 &#8211; the gospel according to CPT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='\/uploads\/phone-pictures\/thegospelaccordingtocpt2.jpg'><!-- s9ymdb:66 --><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"serendipity_image_center\" width=\"110\" height=\"83\" style=\"border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;\" src=\"\/uploads\/phone-pictures\/thegospelaccordingtocpt2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>  because i&#8217;ve obviously been spending way too much time at work.  in other news, this  <a class='serendipity_image_link' href='\/uploads\/tabemono\/closeups.jpg'><!-- s9ymdb:67 --><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"serendipity_image_center\" width=\"110\" height=\"62\" style=\"border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;\" src=\"\/uploads\/tabemono\/closeups.serendipityThumb.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>  is what i&#8217;ve been doing with my free time.  that? that is a book made of nori. and &#8220;rice sticks.&#8221; and wonton wrappers. and, uh, er, fruit roll-ups. yeah, my teeth are pretty much a sugary mess at this stage&#8230; you can see more @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/best-edibles-2009\/\">the BESTbooks 2009 Edible Book Fesitval flickr group<\/a>. wow, that has to be the longest link i&#8217;ve ever put up. reminds me of a crazy lady i used to work for. i know precisely jack about search engine optimization, so when i started picking on all the (what appeared to me to be randomly crazy) link styles, she was like, what are you, a retard?  anyway. those are sad memories, and frankly, from like a year and a half ago? do i really not have anything better to think about? oh wait! i do!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.soopsee.com\/profile\/notuboc\">my shiny new soopsee account<\/a>! it aggegates from my blog, from my etsy shop, and all in a fancy little uber-designed place. it&#8217;s cute~ i&#8217;ve got a corkboard theme going on right now, and it \/is\/ cute, so go over and check it out. it&#8217;s in beta, so if you&#8217;ve got an etsy shop, sign up~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>because i&#8217;ve obviously been spending way too much time at work. in other news, this is what i&#8217;ve been doing with my free time. that? that is a book made of nori. and &#8220;rice sticks.&#8221; and wonton wrappers. and, uh, er, fruit roll-ups. yeah, my teeth are pretty much a sugary mess at this stage&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4k59b-3B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}