{"id":212,"date":"2009-01-31T00:37:55","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T00:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=212"},"modified":"2009-01-31T00:37:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T00:37:55","slug":"fact-119-insert-inscrutable-title-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"FACT 119 &#8211; insert inscrutable title here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class='serendipity_image_link' href='\/uploads\/YOUkun\/625.jpg'><!-- s9ymdb:18 --><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"serendipity_image_left\" width=\"110\" height=\"83\" style=\"float: left; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;\" src=\"\/uploads\/YOUkun\/625.serendipityThumb.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>today&#8217;s assignement, should you choose to accept it, is to translate the controls of a japanese bread machine.  yup, that&#8217;s right. a bread machine. i&#8217;d go of on some tanget about the pointlessness of bread machines except that i own one. i&#8217;m addicted to it. it will be one of the first appliances purchased for my new kitchen next year. fridge? microwave? breadmachine. the essentials. (^_^) anyway, this is actually YOUkun&#8217;s bread machine, as blogged about in entry number 625 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.you-robots.net\/before\/diary\/diary.cgi\">in its original<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/robot-clones.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/625-my-embarrassing-secret-20080525-sun.html\">my english translation<\/a>. i had someone the other day ask if i would translate the buttons, apparently they own one of these machines, too, but can&#8217;t read the buttons, so w\/out further ado, here goes!  TWINBIRD, of course, the brand name. underneath the arrows, next to the display window, TIMER little yellow circle words: Loaf Menu and then:  0 (i&#8217;m not sure, maybe Additional Baking?) 1 One Loaf 2 1.5 Loaf (i&#8217;m really not sure what the little box next to this one says, it&#8217;s too small for me to read. 3 1.5 Loaf (somthing else that i can&#8217;t read) 4 1.5 Loaf (Quick Baking) 5 Soft (as in, soft crust, i believe) (and the big yellow button says Menu)  next menu, Variety Menu  6 Whole Wheat Flour 7 French Bread Style 8 Sweet Bread (big pink button, START)  next menu, Special Menu 9 Dough (as in, the machine just mixes it, it doesn&#8217;t bake anything) 10 Pizza dough 11 Jam (&#8230; i&#8217;m not sure if this means, If you have a jam in the mixer or what &#8230;) (and the big white button, CANCEL)  miss Cik Di, if you can scan in the manuel, or find it online somewhere (i didn&#8217;t see it on their current site&#8230;) than i&#8217;ll be happy to translate that for you too. hope this helps~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today&#8217;s assignement, should you choose to accept it, is to translate the controls of a japanese bread machine. yup, that&#8217;s right. a bread machine. i&#8217;d go of on some tanget about the pointlessness of bread machines except that i own one. i&#8217;m addicted to it. it will be one of the first appliances purchased for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4k59b-3q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}