{"id":193,"date":"2007-01-25T23:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=193"},"modified":"2007-01-25T23:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T23:38:00","slug":"fact-10-job-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"FACT 10 &#8211; job title"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>is there anything more obnoxious than resumes? i&#8217;m a young, attractive woman, and i come w\/ my own computer, can&#8217;t they just take me at my word and hire me? &#8230; &#8230; &#8230; yeah, basically. the problem here is that i need an apartment, but i need a better job to get one. my current job isn&#8217;t hideous, in fact if not for personal issues w\/ my boss, something there&#8217;s bound to be in every job on the planet, it&#8217;s not a bad job at all. it&#8217;s just boring. i&#8217;d like something where i&#8217;m not stuck doing the same things w\/ the same people all the time. looking back at my job history, as one is wont to do when one fabricates a resume, i&#8217;ve never stayed at a job longer than two years. in fact, it&#8217;s just over two years at my current place now, and i&#8217;m looking to move up. as a teenager, two years in one job was a mark of stability, but as i get older, two years seems less and less like an accomplishment, and more like a black mark on my record. the real problem, i suppose, is that i&#8217;m not yet certain of which path i&#8217;d like to take with my life, and the ones that look best to me now i&#8217;m not yet qualified for. now, i realise i&#8217;m only 25, and in the grand scheme of things, i&#8217;ve still got plenty of time, but i&#8217;ve never been a particularly patient person, and i&#8217;m downright rude to myself. i&#8217;ve never been able to do things fast enough or good enough for me, and while it has created some wonderful successes, it&#8217;s usually only succeeded in frusterating me w\/out any real throughput to show for all the effort.<\/p>\n<p>case in point, my resume. there has only ever been one job that i applied for and didn&#8217;t get, and that was because i turned it down. i&#8217;ve only been laid off once, right after 9\/11, and the company folded soon thereafter. i&#8217;ve only ever quit once, and that was because there were multiple animals and their urine running around my place of employment. in short, if i go for a job, it is more likely than not that i will get it. despite the fact that i <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">know<\/span> this, i&#8217;ve spent the evening ruminating over my (admitedly less than stellar) resume, being nervous about calling my prospective employer (this one is especially stupid considering that she&#8217;s a friend of the family), and finally putting said call off due to being too afraid to actually try to change my situation. instead, i think i&#8217;ll just whine about it a little more. because that <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">always<\/span> seems to help. 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