{"id":165,"date":"2007-06-07T06:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T06:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=165"},"modified":"2007-06-07T06:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T06:05:00","slug":"fact-32-it-pours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"FACT 32 &#8211; it pours"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>par example, I&#8217;M IN AMSTERDAM!! <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">RIGHT NOW!!! <\/span>zomg. people are speaking all manner of languages, not too many of which are english, the airport annoucements are being made in a heady variety of british english, russian, dutch, and\/or swedish. my favourite one is &#8220;Passengers X, X, and X, traveling to BLAH, you are delaying the flight. Immediate boarding please at gate #. We will proceed to unload your luggage.&#8221; that one simply cracks me up. the super funny thing is that there seems to be an awful lot of them.<\/p>\n<p>speaking of an awful lot of things, there are only 10 seats in this waiting area for the gate, and four of us have laptops. it&#8217;s like a college computer lab in here.<\/p>\n<p>alright, well, i&#8217;m sure i have things to do, such as emailing my sister to see if she wants to ship out some things for my etsy store, so i&#8217;ll be going now, but i promise, a biiig update later. trust me, i&#8217;ve been taking notes. lesson one? descending makes me dizzy.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"blogger-labels\">Labels: <a rel='tag' href=\"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/labels\/facts.html\">facts<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>par example, I&#8217;M IN AMSTERDAM!! RIGHT NOW!!! zomg. people are speaking all manner of languages, not too many of which are english, the airport annoucements are being made in a heady variety of british english, russian, dutch, and\/or swedish. my favourite one is &#8220;Passengers X, X, and X, traveling to BLAH, you are delaying the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4k59b-2F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}