{"id":137,"date":"2007-09-19T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2007-09-19T18:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T18:47:00","slug":"fact-48-arrr-good-mornin-to-ye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"FACT 48 &#8211; Arrr! Good Mornin&#8217; to ye!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>i greet ye in the manner of pirates, for today be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day\">international talk like a pirate day<\/a>! be sure to get yer pirate speak ON, me hearties!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; okay, i don&#8217;t really have anything else to say. i&#8217;m fired, i&#8217;m broke again, but i&#8217;ve got a craft show in about three weeks. &#8230; wait, three weeks! zomg! i&#8217;ve only got 30 books! schnibblers!<\/p>\n<p>oh yea, also? Madison 51190. just in case you need a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Perry_Mason\">real lawyer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"blogger-labels\">Labels: <a rel='tag' href=\"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/labels\/facts.html\">facts<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i greet ye in the manner of pirates, for today be international talk like a pirate day! be sure to get yer pirate speak ON, me hearties! &#8230; okay, i don&#8217;t really have anything else to say. i&#8217;m fired, i&#8217;m broke again, but i&#8217;ve got a craft show in about three weeks. &#8230; wait, three&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4k59b-2d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}