{"id":114,"date":"2008-03-13T02:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2008-03-13T02:03:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T02:03:00","slug":"fact-72-things-it-is-not-acceptable-to-say-to-your-client","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"FACT 72 &#8211; things it is NOT acceptable to say to your client"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>a) this book bored me to tears. remove it from my presence.<br \/>b) this commision is late because i couldn&#8217;t quite bring myself to care about it.<br \/>c) i&#8217;ll give you free shipping to lose my email address.<\/p>\n<p>i know it&#8217;s tempting, ladies and gentlemen, but please. restrain yourself.<\/p>\n<p>in other news, i am nearly finished with a young indiana jones diary for the same chap who ordered the replica grail diary. frankly, the inking was pretty boring, but the coloring was kind of relaxing (especially considering i had enough free time at work to do it there (^_^) ) and the binding went like a snap. the covers are looking pretty slick, too, if i do say so myself. i should have it all done tomorrow and then i can slip it quietly away in the shaded recesses of my book box until the payment traverses the atlantic ocean. oh, and i&#8217;ve got to find a good shot of the titanic&#8217;s tickets. shouldn&#8217;t be too hard. google search brought me about a billion of &#8217;em, now i&#8217;ve got to sort the bad from the good and make my own replica.<\/p>\n<p>also in other news, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\">etsy<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/alchemy\/\">Alchemy<\/a> is back! woohoo~ for those of you who don&#8217;t know, Alchemy is a place where you can request custom items. it&#8217;s like a little commission request area right w\/in etsy. if you want it, you can request it. then people will bid on it, and you can select the bid you like, and they&#8217;ll make the thing for you. then they list it on etsy and you buy it. sim.ple. i got a few good commissions back before alchemy was shut down, so i&#8217;m fairly excited about the new version. i&#8217;ve already put in a few bids. one was already declined, so i guess there&#8217;s good and bad (^_^) but i&#8217;m just happy it&#8217;s back. they&#8217;ve been working on it forever. kinda like me and this poor indy jones diary. man, that chap&#8217;s patient.<\/p>\n<p>oh, yes, also. the BESTbooks charity event is still going. we&#8217;re into week three? four? now and we&#8217;re raised almost $150, so go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&#038;search_query=bestbooks+charity\">buy a book<\/a> and join the fun~<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em\"><\/div>\n<p class=\"blogger-labels\">Labels: <a rel='tag' href=\"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/labels\/books.html\">books<\/a>, <a rel='tag' href=\"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/labels\/craft.html\">craft<\/a>, <a rel='tag' href=\"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/labels\/etsy.html\">etsy<\/a>, <a rel='tag' href=\"http:\/\/blog.notuboc.com\/labels\/facts.html\">facts<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a) this book bored me to tears. remove it from my presence.b) this commision is late because i couldn&#8217;t quite bring myself to care about it.c) i&#8217;ll give you free shipping to lose my email address. i know it&#8217;s tempting, ladies and gentlemen, but please. restrain yourself. in other news, i am nearly finished with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4k59b-1Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/notuboc.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}